wroski:

y’all are forgetting the true meaning of the ides of march. today is not just about stabbing, it’s about the friendship, unity & coming together to stab in groups

akaiiros:

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

scarliefrancis:

There’s more to life than a little money, you know?
Don’t you know that?

Frances McDormand as Marge Gunderson
in Fargo (1996) dir. Joel Coen

museenkuss:

the-venereal-bede:

THE advantage of memorizing poetry is that when somethings happening, maybe even you’re in a situation or a location, you can just go “ok. lady of shallott time” and boom. you reclaimed your mental space and attention for YOU for the next ten minutes

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

— Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

ryebreadgf:

iwasrightaboutthesun:

millenianthemums:

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

Modern day Medusa